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Stephen Colbert for President

by Holy Smoke

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Who doesn't love Colbert?! Well, people with no sense of humor that's who! Check out this rockin' slam at how messed up our government is while supporting your favorite truthiness spreader!! Bring your sense of humor and you'll not only love this catchy sing-along, but you'll appreciate the impeccable lyrics and equally powerful musicianship. I bet you'll be singing the lyrics later in your head!

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I never cared about politics
Crooked creeps and tricky dicks
Klowns have taken over the circus tent
I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President

I got my news from comedians
SNL, Stewart, and Letterman
Late night school for malcontents
I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President

Prime time loser
Trust fund abuser
Pussy-grabbin’ schmoozer
Handed the keys
Porn-star romancer
Lyin’ tap dancer
Virus and cancer
Sing it if you please

Stephen Colbert for President
He knows a thing or two about the government
He can be a ring leader for the elephants
I’m voting Stephen Colbert for President

Wait in line close the curtain
One thing is for certain
Seeing Red feeling Blue
Black ink job to do
Two circles one line
They had theirs now I want mine
Four years of sick and tired
I’m writing in “YOU’RE FIRED!”

He came to life on the Daily Show
Colbert Report always in the know
Fact-checking lie-cracking Truthiness
I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President

Prime time winner
Humble beginner
Honest breadwinner
Like the youz and the meez
Ask about his taxes
You won’t be grinding axes
He’ll show you where the facts is
Sing it with me please

Stephen Colbert for President
He knows a thing or two about the government
He can be a ring leader for the elephants
I’m voting Stephen Colbert for President

Stephen Colbert for President
Please excuse me man I need to vent
I want to know where all the money went
I’m voting Stephen Colbert for President

I don’t know much about politics
Comic book villains and lunatics
Now the Klowns have taken over the circus tent
I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President

credits

released October 2, 2020
Lyrics: Todd Erickson, John Nunan (ASCAP)
Music: Holy Smoke - Todd Erickson, John Edwards, John Nunan (ASCAP)
Produced by Todd Erickson for Enduro Music Productions (ASCAP)
Copyright notice: All rights claimed by the writers and Enduro Music Productions

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Holy Smoke Portland, Maine

Authentic rock n roll. Thick, melodic, poetic, and sometimes metallic. Always groovy.

The Beatles, The Who, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Free, Mountain, Tom Petty, Cheap Trick, The Cars, The Cult, Duran Duran, etc...

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